I know this will amuse many.
It's my first attempt and it's somewhat cheesy - but I'm trying
and I'll get better!
Stinking toilets are themselves considered an amusing topic
by many, but not by me. I find the stench offensive, but I
find the fact that I am paying to employ the cleaner, and
his boss, and his boss's boss to do a p*ss poor job (sorry
- couldn't resist it) - far FAR more offensive.
I often hear people say "Well, it's a public toilet
- what do you expect it to smell like?" This
simply illustrates how good the Great British Public are at
accepting dismal levels of service. They can't even conceive
of a world in which it were different.
Others ask "haven't you got anything better to do?"
in response to which I apply a high velocity baseball bat
to their skulls, thereby raising the quality of human life
on the planet a little.
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